Sometimes I really don’t understand armor design in video games. Specifically, I refer to what friends and I refer to as “battle panties.” Battle panties are those pieces of high-level armor that has the best stats, but only seems to cover the character’s privates. I know they exist as cheesecake, but it still strikes me as terribly impractical, and just a little bit gratuitous. Still, my friends and I have managed to have managed to make use of such armor in-game. Usually, in rather troll-like manner. Usually, this involves creating characters those physical attributes are nowhere near what many may consider as cheesecake. And then we parade the characters around in those battle panties.